Back From the Dead
"Don't call it a comeback
I've been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear"
--Mama Said Knock You Out, LL Cool J
Back to work yesterday after a well-deserved vacation. It's amazing how long a week can feel when you go from working 70 hours (as I did from 8/15-8/21) to just 14 (so it wasn't a total vacation--I volunteered on a Michael Strahan project Monday and had baseball on Saturday). Coming back to the office yesterday, it really felt like I had been gone a month. The other strange part of yesterday was that it was our first day in a new office building. The old trailer we were in is being torn down so a new gigantic building can be erected in its place, complete with an employee gym and (hopefully) a permanent space for the Best Damn Sports Show Period.
I like the new space, but it was kind of like the first day of college as we all came in yesterday morning. Everyone walking around, getting the lay of the land, jockeying for position in the offices (I have a nice roomy corner spot with a new computer and everything) and re-establishing a comfort level. The main difference is the lack of good-looking chicks--that's an advantage UCLA will forever hold over Fox, at least this area.
So here are a few things I learned on my week off:
1) Rainbow sandals are very cool.
I visited the factory on Wednesday afternoon with the intent of purchasing a pair for a friend of mine and ended up buying a pair for myself as well. My first pair (and my initial crossing of the Reefs line) came as a groomsman gift in March and I have worn them almost exclusively since then (on occasions when sandals are permitted, mind you). The factory store is perhaps the most laid back place on the planet, which only enhances the image of the footwear. Two guys in the office, sitting around and eating, laughing, not looking at all like employees and not giving the room any sort of checkout-type appearance. I hold my two pairs and look at one of the guys, who refers me to the other, who proceeds to refer me right back to the first guy. The epitome of laziness. They were both eating and neither wanted to interrupt their grub to make a sale. Again, only enhancing the image of the footwear. Evidently people come from far and wide to buy these bad boys, so I'm privileged to be a part of the phenomenon.
2) Married dudes still play video games.
I stayed with Mike B and his wife Suzy for three days down in San Clemente and had a lovely, relaxing time. Thursday night Suzy was gone, so he and I went to a movie, ordered some pizza, watched the end of the Dodger game and played some Halo. We started around 7 and beat the entire game, which meant we were playing past 3 a.m. Those are things you can only do on vacation, because under normal circumstances I would be awakening just two hours later and that would not go over well. I'm glad B can still do the video game thing on occasion.
3) Contrary to popular belief, it is still possible for me to sleep in.
I honestly haven't slept in past nine o'clock since last calendar year--maybe Christmas?--but this vacation week gave me a chance to do just that. My normal wake-up times are 5 a.m. (Monday through Friday--work out before work) and 8 a.m. (Saturday and Sunday--baseball and church, respectively), but the three days I spent down in San Clemente carried with them no such obligations. Of course, going to sleep well after 3 will also contribute to a late wake-up time. Rolling out of bed around 11 brought with it a wonderful feeling, one I hope to experience at least once more before the new year rings in.
4) I can still play the guitar.
Along with sleeping in, one of the unfortunate casualties of 60-plus-hour work weeks has been my passion for writing and playing music, but again, the vacation week provided some restoration. I spent the better part of three different afternoons playing and singing and goofing around with new songs, and actually wrote a full song for the first time in months. B and I got to jam on Thursday, which was quite fulfilling.
5) I definitely don't enjoy the Olympics as much as I used to.
Maybe it's a jaded sense that comes with age, but I didn't care at all about the Athens games in the weeks and months leading up to them, and there were only a few times that I even watched any of the events at all. On the Saturdays I've worked baseball, we usually have a couple different feeds up (CBC (Canada), NBC, CNBC, MSNBC), and my co-worker Kristin loves them, so I'll watch a little bit here and there. B and his wife watched them a lot, so I saw some random events with them as well, and I had him TiVo the USA-Spain basketball game so I could watch it early Thursday, but I definitely didn't care about the result as much as I thought I would. Women's beach volleyball didn't suck though.
6) As much as I love my job, vacation is a wonderful thing.
That one's pretty self-explanatory.
Vinny Testaverde is 97 years old and he can still throw darts. For most of the first half (until Keith Bulluck's nice pick), Vinny was doing whatever he wanted with that Titans defense. Keyshawn was open on pretty much every play, Bryant and Glenn each made a couple nice catches, and Witten and Campbell both made plays as well. If they can get even 3.5 yards per carry out of Eddie George and Julius Jones, this squad is actually going to be better than last year, which seems hard to believe. 10 wins was a huge overachieving success a year ago and Parcells historically does even better in year number two, so we'll see.
On that note, Phil and I have a Cowboys franchise going on Madden and we're a very satisfactory 2-0 after two weeks. Week one carried with it perhaps the greatest video game moment in my life, something I was excited to share with Phil and two other friends, Garett and Colby.
Battling the Vikings in the Metrodome, our crackhead quarterback (Quincy is still on the roster) hit Keyshawn for the go-ahead touchdown with less than two minutes left. I was quite proud of the drive, a two-and-a-half minute, run-and-pass mixed work of art. Of course, Minnesota did still have Randy Moss, who had been held quiet by Terence Newman and Roy Williams up to that point. Daunte hit Moss on an out pattern, Phil switched players and dove, and Randy was free to take off down the sidelines on a 60-yard jaunt. So we're down three with under a minute to play, which isn't exactly the dream situation for our man Quincy and the Mo Carthon ball-control offense. I hit Keyshawn on a corner route to get us to the 40, then proceed to throw three incompletions trying to go deep downfield, which was the only path to success at this point. This brings us to fourth down, :03 showing on the clock, down to our last chance. Phil and I are nervous--we don't want to start this whole dynasty thing off with a loss--and my friends Garett and Colby are standing on the couch in anticipation. Hail Mary is the call, I'm looking at either Terry Glenn or Antonio Bryant, both of whom are substantially faster than Keyshawn. I pump-fake just for fun, but it freezes Brian Russell, the Vikes' free safety who's coming over to help on Glenn. Spying an opening, I hope Quincy's arm can handle it and toss it in Glenn's direction. Over the corner's hands it drops in softly to my man Terry, who gets hit by Brian Russell at the three, but unlike Kevin Dyson circa 1999, T-Glenn managed to dive into the end zone as he was tackled (Dyson, who was stopped by Mike Jones at the goal line in SB XXXIV, is currently one of the best receivers on an atrocious Charger roster). Needless to say, madness ensued. We jumped up and down, high-fiving like we had won a real football game. The euphoria took a while to wear off, frankly, and it was a good feeling, no doubt.
Hopefully game three takes place sometime this week, I'm looking forward to it. Work time.